Teapot Paradise: Die of Death map guide
Teapot Paradise is compact, with short sightlines and a readable central chase area. Learn its confirmed rules, practical use and limitations.

Direct answer
Teapot Paradise is compact, with short sightlines and a readable central chase area.
What is confirmed
- Teapot Paradise is compact, with short sightlines and a readable central chase area.
- The tight center is popular for LMS, while out-of-bounds edges have had reported teleport issues.
- Rotate around the center without touching uncertain boundary geometry near the void.
How to use this information
- Rotate around the center without touching uncertain boundary geometry near the void.
- Recheck the live card or HUD after balance updates before relying on exact values.
Source, review and limitations
Content reviewed on September 9, 2026. Die of Death community wiki.
Live balance values and behavior may change after an update.
Related guides
- Grandma's Backyard Remaster
Grandma's Backyard is a multi-level map centered on a house and surrounding yard.
- Temple
Temple has an open pillar-filled center and the destructive Drakoboulder event.
- Baseplate
Baseplate is a sparse open map with very little cover.
- H.Q
H.Q is a dense indoor map of rooms, doors and corridors.